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  • Funny Corner

    Submitted by Frank from the US.

    Actual comments from US travel agents:

    I had someone ask for an aisle seat so their hair wouldn't get messed
    up from being near the window.

    A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over
    all the cost info, she asked, “Would it be cheaper to fly to California
    and then take the train to Hawaii?”

    I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Cape Town. I started to
    explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she
    interrupted me with “I'm not trying to make you look stupid,
    but Cape Town is in Massachusetts. “Without trying to make her look
    like the stupid one, I calmly explained, “Cape Cod is in Massachusetts,
    Cape Town is in Africa.” Her response?… click.

    A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what
    was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view
    room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the
    middle of the state. He replied, “Don't lie to me. I looked on
    the map and Florida is a very thin state.”

    I got a call from a man who asked, “Is it possible to see England
    from Canada?” I said, “No.” He said, “But they look
    so close on the map.”

    Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When
    I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had a 1-hour layover in Dallas.
    When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, “I heard Dallas
    was a big airport, and I need a car to drive between the gates to save
    time.”

    A nice lady just called. She needed to know how it was possible that
    her flight from Detroit left at 8:20am and got into Chicago at 8:33am.
    I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois, but she
    could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the
    plane went very fast, and she bought that!


  • Airline News: January 2003

    According to the Geneva-based Aircraft Crashes Records
    Office, fewer people died in aircraft crashes last year than at any time
    since 1947, according to figures released this week. The records are based
    on most aircraft with the capacity to carry six passengers in its calculations
    and include commercial and private flights, rescue aircraft, cargo planes
    and military transporters.

    The death toll was 1,379 worldwide and the total number
    of accidents, 154, was the lowest for 37 years.

    Most of the serious incidents took place in the first
    half of the year, with three major crashes in May. That month saw the
    year's worst accident in Taiwan, involving a China Airlines Boeing
    747-200, which killed 225 people.

    Although around 45 percent of accidents were in North
    and South America that was a 14 percent reduction on the previous year.
    Crash figures in Asia, however, rose by 15 percent. Europe saw a 4 percent
    drop in accident numbers, but in Africa the figure rose by 5 percent.

    The 46 crashes in the United States mostly involved small
    planes. There were no deaths on commercial or cargo aircraft in the US
    according to the Federal Aviation Administration.

    ~~~~~~~~

    Australian aviation authorities have warned that the country's
    air links with Papua New Guinea could be severed at the end of
    January 2003 because of concerns over safety standards. The well used
    daily service between the capital Port Moresby and Cairns, flown by Air
    Niugini
    , is under threat unless PNG's civil aviation authority
    matches up to international air safety requirements.

    ~~~~~~~~

    A passenger travelling club class on a British Airways
    flight from London to Los Angeles was found dead in a bathroom. A newspaper
    report said the middle-aged man, who is believed to be a Swiss national,
    was found hanged.

    Members of the cabin crew broke into the bathroom after
    it had been closed for 30 minutes and concerns were raised about the person
    inside. A doctor who was on the flight tried to save the man, but he was
    already dead.

    ~~~~~~~~

    In 2003 British Airways is going to withdraw services
    from Leeds-Bradford and Cardiff. In April 2003 it will begin
    flying from London City Airport for the first time, launching three
    new routes to Frankfurt, Paris and Glasgow. BA also plans a major boost
    to its Manchester flights, adding more capacity and three new routes.
    The bad news is that BA plans to cut 21 routes to be announced.

    ~~~~~~~~

    Scandinavian airline SAS have just announced a
    low fare private travellers program from March 30, 2003, serving European
    destinations where SAS does not normally operate.

    Although the new service will have its own identity, it
    will not be a separate airline. The as-yet unnamed operation will be a
    business unit of SAS.

    Travellers will be able to fly from Copenhagen to Alicante,
    Athens, Bologna, Lisbon, Malaga, Palma de Mallorca, Pristina and Sarajevo.
    Flights are also planned from Stockholm Arlanda to Alicante, Athens, Barcelona,
    Bologna, Budapest, Dublin, Istanbul, Malaga, Nice, Prague and Rome.

    “It should be inexpensive and easy to travel. Travellers
    will experience a totally new concept. We offer only one-way trips, one
    class, no advanced booking rules and tickets must be booked and paid at
    the same time,” said Eva-Karin Dahl, who is responsible for the new
    concept. Passengers will also pay for on-board food and drink.

    A unique Internet site is being developed for ticket sales
    but, initially, tickets will be available via SAS's ordinary sales
    channels as well as through agents.

    ~~~~~~~~

    Middle East carrier Gulf Air, owned by Bahrain,
    Abu Dhabi and Oman, is to launch the region's first all-economy class,
    full service airline later this year aimed largely at the leisure market
    and the large number of overseas workers in the area.

    The airline, which will operate under its own name and
    have its own livery, will make its first flight from Abu Dhabi, capital
    of the United Arab Emirates, in June.


  • Mac’s reminiscences on Soldier’s Homes

    U. S. Soldiers Home Mac: during a century of travel (well 78 years!)
    both in and out of service I have travelled to over 150 countries (I count
    both North and South Dakota as countries) and for some reason have jotted
    signs and happenings that I thought funny at the time (and now wonder
    why!) So here is the perfect opportunity to share some of my anecdotes.

    Here at the soldier’s home, we have just had some visitors from
    London’s Royal Chelsea Hospital. Wonderful people: an officer and
    his wife and four residents in their signature bright red coats. One time
    when I was in England I went out on my own to the Royal Chelsea Hospital
    and spent a few hours.

    One of the members told me that Nell Gwynn, the mistress of King Charles
    II saw some war veterans searching for food so she proposed to king Charles
    that he build a shelter for them. He jokingly said he would build one
    the size of her handkerchief. She then proceeded to unravel her handkerchief
    by pulling out the threads from it to make a big circle for the size of
    first home for the soldiers.

    Maybe a tall tale but I think we here at our retired military home should
    toast Nell anyway as we got ideas for our home from England. The person
    that told me this said that he thought they should have a statue on their
    grounds of Nell in gratitude. Maybe we should have one here too as our
    retired military home was copied after England’s.

    When I visited the London soldier’s home, it seemed to me that
    the iron fence around the grounds even looked like ours or ours theirs.
    The top position in our home was Governor (like England) until a few years
    ago when it was changed to title of Director. We have garden plots just
    like the ones in the UK.

    If you would like to contact Mac, he is happy to answer any questions
    even if some of his information may be a little out of date. Mac can be
    e-mailed at:
    macsan400@yahoo.com


  • Currency Conversion

    A recent UK survey for the Department for Education found
    that of over 1,000 adults, 30% felt unable to compare rates in exchange
    bureaux. A similar proportion said they were not comfortable converting
    foreign currency into sterling. Over a fifth of those surveyed admitted
    they had wrongly calculated how much they spent on holiday, with 12% saying
    they had run out of money.

    The Globetrotters Club has just teamed up with Oanda.com
    to provide people with information about currency conversions and cheat
    sheets. To translate currency or make a cheat sheet, visit:

    The
    Globetrotters Currency Converter
    — get the exchange rates for
    164 currencies The Globetrotters
    Currency Cheat Sheet
    — create and print a currency converter
    table for your next trip.


  • Trekking the Indian Himalayas with Carol and Martin Noval: Across the Parang La Pass to Tso Moriri Lake in Tibetan Buddhist Spiti

    Last July's trek over the 5600-meter (18,300 foot) high Parang La
    pass from Spiti, a remote high-altitude Tibetan Buddhist region in the
    north Indian State of Himachal Pradesh, to the vast, electric blue Tso
    Moriri lake on the high Changtang Plateau in Western Ladakh was a trip
    that we are all still raving about.

    The scenery is spectacular and the wildlife and meetings with the nomads
    who inhabit this area are unforgettable. It was the perfect trek–just
    long enough to get into it and begin to feel that body and mind have been
    transformed (nine days including two rest days). It was a group from Switzerland
    that joined us. We'll be leading this 21-day trip again next July
    (2003), and we're already looking forward to it. The drive into the
    Himalayas follows a stunning route that really shows off the grandeur
    and extent of these mountains and valleys. We toured, while at the same
    time acclimatizing to the altitude, in Kullu, Lahaul and Spiti, not far
    from Tibet and very much like it, before actually starting the walk.

    In the lush, heavily forested Kullu Valley at the foot of the Great
    Himalayan Range we visited ancient temples, the bazaar town of Manali,
    and Naggar, the valley's ancient capital and home to the Roerich Gallery.
    Nikolai Roerich, philosopher, mystic, occultist and painter, who was,
    strangely enough, responsible for getting the pyramid with the eye put
    on the US one dollar bill, was so taken with the beauty of this valley
    that he made Naggar his home and painted splendid scenes of the mountains.
    We walked through the impressive forest around Naggar to start stretching
    our legs and lungs.

    We drove over the mighty 14,000-foot Rohtang Pass into Lahaul, a land
    of mountains, glaciers and mighty waterfalls. We were now in the heart
    of the Himalayas. We crossed the Kunzum Pass and stopped at the top to
    look at the chortens (Buddhist reliquary mounds) and Hindu temples, the
    area strung with a multitude of, colorful, fluttering prayer flags, and
    of course to admire the views. As we drove down the pass into Spiti a
    herd of yaks came storming down the mountainside looking like big dogs
    at play. What a sight! In Spiti we toured villages and dramatically perched
    monasteries, repositories of Tibetan art and sculpture, with lively populations
    of traditional people and maroon-robed lamas. It's a magnificent region,
    the place where the Indian subcontinent first made contact with the Asian
    mainland in that long-ago collision of continents that created the Himalayas.

    On the morning the trek began our horses and crew assembled below our
    hotel and loaded the supplies, gear and tents (dining and lounge tent,
    kitchen tent and sleeping tents) while we started walking, carrying only
    our small daypacks. It took us about 4 hours to reach our first camp with
    a stop for lunch on the way. After reaching camp we had steaming bowls
    of noodle soup and tea and biscuits prepared by Sonam, our ever-smiling
    cook, and we began to take in this amazing place. What a spot it was:
    nestled in a bowl of mountains with gorgeous peaks in every direction
    and low growing shrubs covered in yellow flowers (caragana brevifolia).
    We spent a rest day there to acclimatize and get into being in the high
    mountains. Some of us did a walk to a spot on the edge of a cliff over
    a river valley from where we had a view of the Parang La pass.

    But it would be another two days of steep walking before we'd cross
    it. The pass is 18,300 feet high, so even though we started walking high
    in Spiti, at about 16,000 feet, we still had altitude to gain. These paths
    are made for walking, for they are used by nomads, shepherds and traders
    from Tibet, so even though we were gaining altitude the going was not
    that difficult, no big steps or leaps, though some of the grades were
    fairly steep. Our legs and lungs were getting a really good stretch now.
    It felt as though we were on another planet and all thoughts of the “real
    world” were far away. We just concentrated on where we were, drinking
    in the sublime beauty of it all.

    This trek has everything: the Parang La pass with great views in every
    direction, an easy walk over a glacier on the other side, then three days
    of great, full-stride, nearly level walking through a valley with hallucinogenic
    formations, two river crossings, which were good fun as we all held hands
    and waded through the knee-deep water, and finally, the lake, Tso Moriri-amazing
    to come upon such a huge lake in these high mountains-truly awesome. Surrounded
    by “soft” cream-coloured hills-a dramatic contrast to the rugged,
    jagged mountain scenery we had been walking through-and meadows where
    Changpas (nomadic shepherds) graze their flocks of pashmina goats and
    yaks, Tso Moriri is a vast expanse of azure water, a blue that is other-worldly,
    truly electrifying.

    The colour of the lake changes throughout the day depending on the light.
    And at times parts of it seem to disappear as if “captured”
    by the reflections of the tan peaks behind it. On the 9-day trek we saw
    herds of yak, marmots, kiang (wild horses), wild goats, bar-headed geese-mothers
    and fathers bobbing on the lake with their goslings-lammergeiers (gigantic
    vultures), and the nomads living in their yak hair tents. And the wildflowers!
    The Swiss were amazed to see edelweiss growing in such profusion. After
    a rest day at the lake and a climb up on the ridges behind it for great
    views, we walked up the lakeshore to the village of Karzok, one of those
    frontier villages that looks as if it's at the end of the world. And
    then the drive to Leh, capital of Ladakh, India's “little Tibet,”
    with its fascinating bazaars and palace, a mini-Potala, and the world's
    highest polo field.

    Flying back to Delhi, where the trip began, the Himalayan ranges spread
    out below us. We toured Old and New Delhi, appreciated the architecture
    and urban design of the British Raj, visited colorful temples, markets,
    beautiful parks and the Qutab Minar, Asia's tallest ancient minaret.
    We rode through Old Delhi in bicycle rickshaws and wandered the narrow,
    winding lanes of its colorful bazaars. Martin and Carol Noval have
    been living in India for more than twenty years and organize and lead
    several special cultural tours and treks a year for small groups. They'll
    be doing this trek again next summer; it's one of their favourites.
    If you would like to get in touch, email them at
    tripsintoindia@usa.net
    and check their website (www.tripsintoindia.com).


  • What’s On When: February

    Switzerland:
    Foulee Blanche
    2 February This cross-country ski race is
    one of the most popular events in the Swiss Alps, open to everyone.

    Japan:
    Bean Throwing Festival
    3-4 February The Japanese dress
    up as devils and pelt one another with beans to drive out evil spirits.

    London Dive Show 1st
    & 2nd March

    The London International Dive Show will take place over
    the weekend of the 1st and 2nd of March at the ExCel exhibition halls
    in Docklands, London. In its 23rd year with over 250 exhibitors, the show
    features new equipment, holiday destinations, presentations and seminars.
    For more info, visit:

    London Dive Show

    Source: What’s
    On When


  • Be Aware of HIV

    According to a recent UN report, more women are now infected with HIV/Aids
    than men and more than 40 million people, globally are now living with
    the disease. Around the world, 5m people were newly infected with the
    virus in the past year and almost 25% of these were children under the
    age of 15.

    Southern Africa remains at the epicentre of the Aids disaster: an estimated
    30% of the adult population in four countries – Botswana, Lesotho, Swaziland
    and Zimbabwe are infected with HIV/AIDS. The UNAids states: “In four
    southern African countries, national adult HIV prevalence has risen higher
    than thought possible. The food crises faced in three of these are linked
    to the toll of their longstanding HIV/Aids epidemics, especially on the
    lives of young, productive adults.” The report, entitled Aids Epidemic
    Update 2002, warns that worse is still to come.

    Officials have also warned of major epidemics in Eastern Europe, China
    and India unless action is taken to tackle the disease.

    However, among the growing tally of HIV infections, there have been
    some success stories – in Brazil, for example, where prevention programmes
    have had a massive impact, and in African countries such as Ethiopia and
    South Africa.

    Living with HIV

    Region Totals

    Western Europe

    570,000

    North America

    980,000

    Eastern Europe/Central Asia

    1.2m

    Latin America

    1.5m

    South/South East Asia

    0.6m

    Sub-Saharan Africa

    29.4m


  • Mac’s Jottings

    Globetrotter Mac shares with us his thoughts and experiences
    on his travels around the world. If you want to contact Mac, please e-mail
    him on:

    1. In England pubs labelled “Free Houses” mean
    that the keepers have no tie up with a particular brewery and serve various
    brands (you still have to pay for the beer.)

    2. Guide in India trying to get tour group to move faster:
    “don’t look, it will take time” Another time he said “Don’t
    look in a scholarly manner.”

    3. Malaysia: I got diarrhoea travelling on a boat in Malaysia.
    I have gotten diarrhoea all over the world. Advice the Malaysian guide
    gave me: “for your diarrhoea eat burnt toast soaked in water”.
    If you get chilli (hot sauce I guess) in your eye pour water on your toe.
    If you burn your finger put it in your ear, who needs Walter Reed Army
    Hospital? Pepto Bismol sometimes helps me. I also Blackberry wine. (I
    drink a lot of this just to be on safe side!)

    4. On Indian trains they have a hook on floor under berth
    where you can chain your luggage, so I carry lightweight padlock and small
    chain. If you check luggage at the baggage room in India train station
    they required the bag to be locked. Can use same padlock.

    5. Bucharest. 1,2,3,4,5,6, 7. Our guide counts the empty
    bus seats and if she has 7 empty seats she knows we are all on the bus.
    I went into a pastry shop here in Bucharest and pointed to the pastry
    I wanted. A local came up to me and said they are very cold. Later when
    I ate it I realized he probably said “they are very old”. Ha!

    Would you like to tell us about your travels? Contact
    the
    Beetle
    .


  • Molokai by Henry Nowicki

    The following is an extract from Henry’s website which has lots
    of interesting links and provides much background to this memorable trip
    to Molokai. To find out more info, take a look at:
    Just for background, one of Molokai’s famous past residents, Father
    Damien, was a Belgium priest who dedicated a large part of his life caring
    for and helping people suffering from leprosy.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    The Knights of Columbus, Kamiano (Damien) Council 11743 of Waikiki had
    arranged a round trip flight from Honolulu to Molokai for a nostalgic
    exploration of Father Damien’s Settlement. One can normally expect
    to be quoted a fare in excess of $200 for a Kalaupapa tour but the Knights
    of Columbus chartered a plane to fly round trip Honolulu to Molokai and
    that resulted in a savings which also included a bonus flight seeing air
    tour of the spectacular Molokai cliffs all
    the way to the east end of the island and back.

    The weather was good after nearly a week of heavy rain and overcast skies.
    The trade winds were back with winds ENE at 15-25mph and it was now visibility
    unlimited.

    We boarded our 9-passenger, twin engine Piper Chieftain for a 1200 departure
    and a fifty-minute flight that not only took us past downtown Honolulu
    and over the Norwegian Star, Waikiki and Diamond Head but over Koko Head
    and across the 22-mile wide Molokai Channel to the west end of Molokai
    and past Papohaku Beach, the longest sand beach in Hawaii. Then
    its along the north shore of Molokai until we see the low-lying Kalaupapa
    Peninsula jutting due north from a cliffed coast midway along the north
    shore. We pass the peninsula and continue east another fifteen miles
    past some of the highest sea cliffs (2,000′ asl) in the world. We
    turn around at Cape Halawa with a peek at Halawa Valley at the easternmost
    end of Molokai (the northwest coast of Maui can be seen nine miles away)
    and we then retraced our route so that persons on the left side of the
    aircraft might have a good view of the pali coast. We finally land
    at the state-owned and operated Kalaupapa
    Airport (LUP)
    with its 2700-ft runway scenically perched right along
    the rocky shoreline and abreast of the historic Kalaupapa Lighthouse.

    At Kalaupapa Airport, located about two miles north of the settlement,
    we were met by Fr. Joe Hendricks, the pastor of Kalaupapa Parish and driven,
    by yours truly, to the settlement. Fr. Joe, who also founded the Damien
    Museum in Honolulu, said a mass for us at Fr. Damien’s old St. Philomena
    Church in Kalawao and then graciously gave us his insight into Blessed Fr. Damien’s life and
    labours. His story is universally known and a timeless one.
    We viewed his and Brother Dutton’s grave and were sure to see Mother Marianne’s
    last resting place, heroes all.

    We drove everywhere we could and then some. Things were so quiet
    that we even saw deer and wild pigs in the middle of the day. The
    views are outstanding and the peninsula is, at least now, neat and pleasant.
    Re-supply is heavily by air since the barge visits but once in February
    each year. There are currently 43 residents who are living out their
    days in the settlement and one of them, Paul Harada who has been there
    since 1945, even gave one of our Tongan members (Zco who tells me he was
    named for the Tongan radio station that started operations on the day
    he was born) some good-looking fresh fish which were just right for sashimi.
    This special visit took us four hours and afterwards we reboarded our
    chartered plane for the return flight to Honolulu.

    We flew along the northwest coast of Molokai and headed for Honolulu
    direct. The flight path was somewhat similar to the outgoing leg
    but provided interesting views, such as downtown Honolulu (photo 12),
    from another angle. We landed at Honolulu International Airport (HNL)
    and taxied back to our starting point to complete an extremely memorable
    experience!

    The Knights of Columbus will sponsor other trips to Kalaupapa so if you
    are interested then click
    here
    to request further details and a schedule. Note: Passengers
    must be sixteen years of age as a minimum. Although the entrance
    to the Kalaupapa National Historical Park is free,
    admittance is limited to either those taking the Damien Tour or those
    personally invited by a resident.

    If you would like any further information, please contact
    Henry by email:
    Nowicki@webtv.net


  • Itchy Feet Event London

    Anyone got Cabin Fever?

    You know the feeling, stuck inside with only electric lights
    to shine upon you, thinking about far off exotic places. Help is at hand
    in the form of our monthly meet ups, where you can:

    • plan your next trip
    • hear tall tales from others who have been travelling
    • find someone to help you out with your sticky question about round
      the world fares, or how to get into Cambodia from Vietnam.
    • or just have a beer and catch up.

    Where: Upstairs at The Globe pub, 37 Bow St,
    Covent Garden W2
    When: Tuesday 4th Feb from 6:30pm
    Price: NOTHING
    There is a map at ifworldwide.com