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  • More Funny Signs

    Thanks go to Frank in the US for the following:

    At a Budapest zoo: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE
    ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY
    .

    Doctor's office, Rome: SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER
    DISEASES. Hotel, Acapulco: THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE
    WATER SERVED HERE
    .

    Car rental brochure, Tokyo: WHEN PASSENGER OF FOOT HEAVE IN
    SIGHT, TOOTLE THE HORN. TRUMPET HIM MELODIOUSLY AT FIRST, BUT IF HE
    STILL OBSTACLES YOUR PASSAGE THEN TOOTLE HIM WITH VIGOUR.

    Write in and tell us your funny sign! Drop a line to the Beetle!


  • London Travel Shows

    The first two months of each year are a busy time for anyone
    interested in travel shows in London. In early January, we had the
    Daily Telegraph Travel Show that was held at Olympia. It was huge and
    included attractions such as a revolving climbing wall and a large
    inflatable pool for would-be scuba divers to try out their under
    water skills. The Globetrotters Club was well represented, as always
    – thanks to Dick for organizing the stand. A large number of
    Globetrotter members turned out on Saturday and Sunday to offer free
    travel advice to members of the public who were thinking of
    travelling; Central and South America seemed to be extremely popular
    planned travel destinations. All the usual adventure and overland
    companies were represented.

    A couple of weeks after the Daily Telegraph Show, there was the
    Destinations travel show, also held at Olympia. This is more an
    opportunity for tourist offices to offer brochures and advice to help
    people plan their trips to specific countries rather than longer term
    round the world trips.

    The final show, the Independent Travellers World show is usually
    in late February. It was again held at the much smaller venue, the
    Business Design Centre in Islington. Compared to last year's
    effort, (and previous years, which, quite frankly were awful!) this
    show was far, far better. The emphasis was mostly on independent and
    backpacker travel with fewer tourist offices being represented – more
    overland truck companies, gap year organizations etc. There were
    loads of freebies – these included baseball hats, key rings, free
    T-shirts, lots of sweeties (candies) and mugs from shipping insurance
    companies!


  • Cheap Air Tickets from the UK to France with Buzz

    If you already live in the UK, or know that you will be in the UK
    in April, why not zip over to France? The low cost airline, Buzz is
    offering discounts on 15 routes from the UK to France.

    You have to book by March 5th and the journey must be taken
    between 3 and 30 April 2002. Below are the (one way) prices they
    quote – the cost of the return is about the same!

    From just £19 one way you can buzz off to Brest – Brittany,
    Caen – Normandy, Rouen – Normandy or Paris (CDG).

    From just £24 one way you can discover the delights of Dijon
    – Burgundy, La Rochelle, Tours – Loire Valley, Limoges, Poitiers or
    Grenoble – Lyon.

    From just £29 one way you can explore Bergerac – Dordogne,
    Bordeaux, Marseilles Provence, Toulon – St Tropez or Toulouse.

    For full terms and conditions, or to book, visit www.buzzaway.com


  • Jacqui in South America

    La Paz seems like a long time a go but it was only a few short
    weeks.

    Three days at high altitude and then we were off to even higher
    planes. Potosi was the first where we stayed in the town which claims
    to be the highest in South America and at 4900m, who am I to argue?
    Walking up the streets was hard work but the locals made it look easy
    as old ladies with loads on their back over took and disappeared from
    view before I had gone a quarter the distance. Galling! It is also a
    town known for its mountain of silver. The Spanish found this great
    wealth irresistible even to the point that they revoked a papal
    proclamation decrying the use of coca leaves by the indigenous
    peoples when they discovered that the use of said leaf meant the
    miners could work for long periods without food or sleep and did not
    complain about much.

    Coca leaf is endemic in Bolivia and parts of Peru as a substance
    to chew or tea to drink. It staves off hunger, helps with the
    altitude, and generally makes a hard life seem more bearable. It was
    originally in Coca Cola and as a close cousin to cocaine has been
    extensively researched. I had some tea and all it did was make me pee
    but others chewed it and their mouths went numb. It is definitely an
    acquired taste!

    Potosi is very grey but the people were friendly and the air was
    clean. Unlike the rivers which are polluted by the mining that
    continues today. Now, it is run as a co-operative and the working
    conditions leave everything to be desired. I did not go down the
    mines as I am a bit claustrophobic but those who did said it was
    amazing. After the loveliest days drive through multicoloured hills
    and valleys we got to Sucre. This is a Spanish colonial town that has
    the prettiest square and a nice feel about the place.

    According to our drivers it was also the nicest hotel we will stay
    in. Very plush and friendly. Having had a birthday in Puno and
    another in La Paz we had a third in Sucre. Given our driver,
    Simon's, aversion to such things, we surprised him with a
    breakfast party complete with cake, champagne, balloons, presents and
    a full English breakfast. A good time was had by all – even the
    birthday boy! The trucks left us the next day and two drivers took
    them the long way round to meet us in Chile as we were off to cross
    the salt flats and the trucks would not have made it through the mud
    flats that lead into Chile.

    A bus trip to Uyuni which took all day and we got up the next day
    to head off to Chile. First stop was to see the salt being shovelled
    off the flat and into tip-trucks. Due to the rains there was a
    shallow layer of water on the flat but that did not bother anyone as
    we got out and paddled around. It took three hours to drive out to a
    rocky island called Fish Island. This reflects its shape rather than
    the presence of any animal in the water. It is also covered in cacti,
    the oldest of which are 1200 – 1500 years old. Beautiful white blooms
    decorated some and they all grew up in strange and wonderful
    shapes.

    By five in the afternoon our jeep had reached the shore nearest to
    San Juan, and we were hooning along to try and get there by dark. The
    reason for the rush was that we seemed to have gotten the most
    patient driver and the dodgiest jeep. It must have broken down six
    times and all of us had visions of being stuck there for hours.
    Nelson fixed it every time though, so no complaints. San Juan was a
    bit of a non-event. The lights go out at 10pm and although we heard
    after that there had been a disco, it's hard to give the notion
    credence. Beautiful stars though.

    Next day was through dry country, and barren, but incredibly
    beautiful with it. Most is a protected area but it would be
    impossible to make a living there as nothing much grows. There were
    vicuñas and vizcachas (relatives of llamas and rabbits
    respectively) but not much else. We saw flamingos in coloured lakes
    and I took far too many photos. We had lunch in a snow storm at
    5000m, and got to our nights accommodation in time for a hail storm.
    Excellent! Up at 4.30am the next morning to go see a geyser but I
    suspect the real reason is to make sure you have plenty of time to
    clear Chilean customs when you got there. In between we saw more
    coloured lakes and flamingos, mud pools and hot thermal springs for
    soaking feet in. All very good.

    Crossing into Chile was not a problem despite the time factor and
    we were installed into our Christmas campsite by 2pm. That was
    December 23rd, and the next two days were spent cooking, eating,
    singing, sleeping, drinking and generally having a good time. On Dec.
    26th I went down to Santiago on an overnight bus (whole journey took
    24 hours) to get my visa sorted out for Brazil and then went back to
    meet the group for New Year at a place called La Serena. A good time
    was had by all and suddenly it was 2002.

    Since then we have been to Santiago to collect new group members
    (our passenger group rose to 18 in number) and collect mail. Thank
    you to all my friends who wrote, it was much appreciated. Our group
    is now in Pucon, centre of the Chilean lake district, and watched
    over by the Osorno volcano which is happily puffing out smoke as I
    type. From here it is on to points south and Tierra del Fuego mid –
    January. While things in Argentina have been volatile, we are hoping
    that they will have calmed down before we get to Buenos Aires, and in
    order to spend more time in Chile, we will NOT be going to Paraguay.
    Rio in Carnival and I shall be there on February 9th.

    That about brings you up to date. Life is never dull when
    travelling overland and I am looking forward to the challenges and
    adventures of the next few weeks

    Thanks Jacqui and keep us posted! If anyone would like to
    contact Jacqui, her e-mail is
    : jacquitrotter@yahoo.com

    What have you seen on your travels? Drop a line to the Beetle!


  • London Markets: Borough Market

    Borough Market is the Beetle's second favourite London
    market.

    It is a farmers market in south east London and opens noon- 6pm on
    Fridays and 9am-4pm on Saturdays – it is closed from Sunday to
    Thursday. It has a great atmosphere, the vendors are really friendly
    and you'll meet many local Londoners who live near by. You can
    easily spend an hour or two wandering around, even if you really
    don't want to buy anything! Parts of Bridget Jones Diary were
    filmed here.

    You can browse amongst colourful and fragrant stalls selling
    flowers of all descriptions, coffees, fruit, organic raspberries,
    cognac chocolate truffles, piquant mango chutneys, obscure breads and
    cheeses, veg and meat. It's quite common to ask for free tasting
    samples! There are quite a few traders who specialise in organic
    produce. There are stalls selling non food products such as good
    quality home made candles and bric a brac.

    If you are peckish (hungry), you can buy food at the market and
    there are a number of excellent pubs close by. It is situated between
    Borough High Street, Bedale Street, Winchester Walk & Stoney
    Street, Borough SE10 or for info on the web, check out (http://www.londonslarder.org.uk).
    The closest tube and British Rail station is London Bridge.

    Visiting Borough Market could be part of a Saturday stroll around
    southeast London, taking in maybe the Clink – an old jail, Vinopolis,
    a wine tasting experience and there are some very old pubs en
    route!

    Want to tell us about your local
    market? Contact the
    Beetle

    Next month: Colombia Road Flower Market


  • Monkeys at Agra Fort, India

    An alert, bought to the attention of the Beetle by Frank, in the
    US, about a female traveller in India who was bitten by a monkey at
    Agra Fort. Frank saw a report in a Lonely Planet bulletin: the
    report says that the traveller was not carrying food, was not
    feeding the monkeys or trying to gain their attention, when she
    received a nasty bite on the leg, quite out of the blue.

    She went on to say that the “friendly” monkeys, as
    described in various guide books are far from it: they have become
    aggressive and are prone to attacking visitors. She then had to
    spend large amounts of time (and money, and worry) ensuring that
    she received all of the immunisations against diseases that the
    monkeys can carry -these include rabies and a virus which can lead
    to encephalitis.

    Travellers – you have been warned! Animals like this are still wild
    and should be treated with caution.


  • Mutual Aid

    Need help? Want a travelling buddy or advice about a place or
    country – want to share something with us – why not visit our
    Mutual Aid section of the Website: Mutual Aid


  • Fave Websites of the Month

    Serious and not so serious diving news :

    Great for recommendations on where to dive, equipment tests and
    news about new dive sites.

    www.divernet.com


  • Dinner: snake, ants and scorpions … London

    Ever wondered what scorpions taste like? Or cobra stew? Look no
    further. You can now try such delicacies at Empire, a new London
    restaurant where snake, kangaroo, zebra, ants and other miscellany
    can be found on the menu. Address: 38 Lambs Conduit Street, nearest
    tube, Holborn, tel: 020 7404 6835.

    Want to tell us about your favourite coffee corner or watering
    hole? Then contact the Beetle


  • Watching the Road in Iran

    This wonderful snippet about travelling in Iran came from Kevin,
    near London (not Croydon!) Kevin tells us about the effect some of
    the girls he was travelling with had on a hapless Iranian driver.

    After leaving the “Hotel Fleapit” in Neriz we were on the
    road to Bam, when we unfortunately broke down. While Percy, a
    mechanically gifted Canadian, set about fixing our truck the rest
    of us put the kettle on and watched the world go by. Some of the
    girls decided to mark out a hopscotch pitch on the roadside, and
    started to play, dressed from head to toe in their black chadours,
    which was quite an exhibition. As they played we sat transfixed as
    a Pykan (Iranian Renault 12) came round the corner, the driver
    clearly not used to seeing a bunch of girls hopping at the
    roadside, drove straight into the ditch.