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  • Sex Toy Scare Down Under

    A vibrating sex toy in a rubbish bin sparked a security scare
    and closed a Mackay airport in Queensland, Australia for
    almost an hour.  An emergency was declared at the
    airport after airport staff heard a strange noise coming from
    the bin. “It was rather disconcerting when the rubbish bin
    started humming furiously,” cafeteria manager Lynne Bryant
    said.  Police evacuated the terminal and were about to
    call in bomb experts when an unidentified passenger came
    forward to identify the contents of a package left in the
    bin.  Police later said the package was identified as an
    “adult novelty device”.

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  • Teaching English In Portugal

    Sally left the UK around two years ago to start a new life in
    Portugal.  She lives in a suburb of Lisbon, close to the
    sea and is now a TEFL teacher, teaching English to Portuguese
    children and adults.  So, if you are interested in a
    career in teaching English as a foreign language, here is an
    account of some of her work.

    My children are still the same except one has now gone up a
    class so I am left with three – to be honest if I could shed
    this class I would, as it is not as enjoyable as teaching
    grown ups due to the fact that Portuguese children are not
    taught to read or write before the age of six – so, in a way
    I baby sit them twice a week.  We are making slow
    progress as Jorge (the four year old) tends to be disruptive
    when he is with one of the girls but fine with the other
    one!  I had to send him out of class to sit with the
    receptionist one week because he was so naughty.

    Nuno, my other student, is still great fun.  His English
    has come on in leaps and bounds and he now proudly displays a
    sign in the front of the taxi he drives on Sundays in Lisbon,
    to say he speaks English.  He loves it when he gets an
    English passenger – he had one from Birmingham last Sunday so
    he had great fun chatting to him.  He is a Sporting
    Lisbon fan and very knowledgeable about them.  He is
    also very interesting and told me all about his upbringing in
    Cacem.  Cacem is not a very pretty place – mainly high
    rise flats and a lot of black people (I am not being
    politically incorrect – this is what they are called
    here).  He remembers it before all of this and is quite
    upset about the way it has become.  He lives in what was
    his parents’ flat (they died a few years ago) with his
    wife.  He went to university in Lisbon and did what all
    students did, i.e. drink and behave badly but still managed
    to pass his exams.  He is a strong family man and found
    Christmas quite trying and he still misses his parents and
    says although Christmas was at his aunts, it was not the
    same.  He is also very interesting about his childhood,
    playing in the cul-de-sac with his friends but says that he
    has lost quite a few to drink or drugs which has made him
    sad.  He is about 29/30 and still out of work although
    he has had loads of interviews – very like the UK, half the
    time he never gets a reply to either application or a reason
    for not getting a position.

    I have also got two/three other students.  One, Senor
    Manuel, is a Graphic Designer who is going on a cruise on 21
    March so needs some English to get by on it.  He has
    French and reckons he had no English but as usual he
    understands quite a bit.  We are getting on quite well
    and I think he will manage OK.  The other one/two is the
    husband of the Ambassador for a Caribbean country, and his
    daughter.  Both are lovely.  He has decided that he
    has to get his English sorted because his best friends over
    here are the UK Ambassador and the US Ambassador.  He is
    making swift progress.  His daughter just needs help
    with the reading and writing.  I teach the pair of them
    for two hours on a Saturday morning.

    My Portuguese is coming along and I find that watching the TV
    helps.  Television is still dire but I am now slowly
    watching bits and pieces of Portuguese TV.  I got hooked
    on their version of Who wants to be a Millionaire – very
    entertaining as the presenter often gives them a clue! 
    I have been trying one of their telenovelas (soap operas) but
    it was so atrocious (think the UK’s Crossroads but worse
    acting and wobbly scenery) that I had to turn it off.  I
    am also getting much better at understanding the news. 
    Last week there was a wonderful piece on at lunchtime about a
    group of OAPS who had raided a disco in Abrantes (Pego Power
    Station) dressed up in glitter wigs, men dressed in drag etc
    etc to protest that dancing was for all ages and not just the
    young!  Some of the old men had grabbed very young,
    nubile young ladies and were swinging them round the dance
    floor much to their horror.  Good on ’em I say. 
    Great footage too of all the snow that has hit the north of
    the country and brought parts of it to a standstill. 
    Lorries trapped at the Spanish border, people stuck in cars
    for seven hours etc etc.

    If you would like to ask Sally any questions about living in
    Portugal or teaching English as a foreign language, Sally can
    be contacted on: pethybs@hotmail.com

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  • Companions2Travel.co.uk

    Companions2Travel matches up like-minded single people
    looking to travel.

    Companions2Travel.co.uk is a unique UK website allowing
    single people to combine their travel plans by simply going
    online and filling in a form. The site can match a couple or
    a group of people with similar interests and preferred
    destinations. You can join for free as a trial member, just
    to see if you like it or not!

    Whatever your status, Companions2Travel.co.uk will match you
    with people that are looking for the same as you. The site
    also offers a safe place to download your holiday snaps, a
    message board and chat rooms, up-to-the-minute travel news,
    tips for safe travel, practical travel links and special
    offers.

    www.companions2travel.co.uk

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  • The Great Unprepared by Paul at Travelpharm

    Over the last few years it has become increasingly obvious
    that travellers (from all backgrounds, ages and levels of
    intelligence) come under two main divisions, those who are
    organised and those who are not.

    The former group are well versed in what they need to take
    with them to keep alert, safe and healthy, whilst the latter
    group always leave you feeling rather edgy, concerned, and
    often uttering those immortal words: 'I don’t believe it
    !'

    The teenager who is about to depart for several weeks to the
    Amazon with her partner and has just run out of her
    Contraceptive Pill, the man who is leaving the next day for
    Kenya who had no idea he would need antimalarials for that
    destination, or even worse the person who 'never'
    gets bitten by bugs so wont waste money on pills that will
    only put him off his beer!

    The list of the great unprepared is too vast to attempt.
    UNPREPARED is described in the dictionary as: Having made few
    or no preparations; Not equipped to meet a contingency; Not
    steeled as to face a shock and there will be plenty of shocks
    for those who do not seek out the wealth of advice available.

    The Governments FCO site (www.fco.gov.uk)
    will give you superb guidance on those who can supply Travel
    Insurance, Embassies to contact if in difficulty, doctors
    surgeries for those with medical problems, and security
    information such as places to avoid and measures to take to
    protect your belongings and cash.

    There are lists of FCO partners who supply information on
    vaccinations and antimalarials if appropriate to your
    destination, local disease problems, equipment such as
    medical packs, mosquito nets, useful travel medicines, and
    very often a voice on the end of the phone should you wish to
    discuss anything.

    As part of Travelpharm we will offer our help and support
    whenever possible as well as a range of the items just
    listed.  If we cannot answer your question we will find
    a man or woman who can.  Please don’t become one of the
    great unprepared, there is simply no excuse ………..!

    Paul, a pharmacist can be contacted on: info@travelpharm.com or
    alternatively, take a look at their website: http://www.travelpharm.com

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  • Mt St Helens Risk

    Scientists have warned that Mount St Helens volcano in
    Washington state is likely to erupt again very soon. 
    Federal authorities are evacuating everyone from a five-mile
    radius around the mountain.  In 1980, 57 people were
    killed in an eruption.

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  • MEETING NEWS

    Meeting news from our branches around the world.


  • Traveller's Illnesses: Scorpion Stings

    Where is it likely to happen:   scorpions can be
    found in the wild in South, West and North Africa; North,
    Central and South America; India; and the Caribbean. 
    Among the scorpions in North America, the 'nasty’ ones
    can typically be found in Arizona, New Mexico and on the
    Californian side of the Colorado River, whereas the other
    North American species are fairly harmless.   In
    Mexico each year  between 1000-2000 deaths arise as a
    result of scorpion bites.  Because of their size
    scorpions can easily travel anywhere in the world as
    stowaways with cargo and they have been found in many large
    ports. Scorpions sting with a poisoned hook on their tail,
    which is typically raised prior to an attack.

    What happens if I get bitten: the majority of
    scorpions are harmless to humans, although the sting can be
    extremely painful and will require painkilling
    treatment.  The following symptoms can be observed in
    cases of moderate to more serious poisoning:

    • Malaise, sweating, heart palpitations, rise in blood
      pressure, salivation, nausea, vomiting and diarrhoea.
      These symptoms should be treated in a similar way to snake
      bites, and a doctor should be consulted as quickly as
      possible.
    • Hyperacute (typically allergic) reactions in the form of
      blurring of consciousness, unconsciousness, convulsions,
      fall in blood pressure, shock and consequently the threat
      of death may occur.

    What should I do if I get stung: pain at the site of
    the sting can sometimes be limited with an ice
    cube.   Painkilling injections (morphine-based
    painkiller) may be required and a doctor should therefore be
    consulted. In the case of more marked symptoms, treatment
    must be given as for snake bites, and the patient must
    receive medical treatment as quickly as possible.  
    There is antiserum for scorpion venom. Treatment must be
    overseen by a doctor.

    How can I avoid being stung by a scorpion: scorpions
    are nocturnal animals and often hide in dark cracks and
    vegetation.  Ideally, accommodation should have a ledge
    that is at least 20cm high to prevent entry of
    scorpions.  Places to look out for scorpions include
    cupboards, under the duvet and bed, or in shoes (look under
    the duvet/bed and shake your shoes thoroughly before putting
    them on). 

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  • Fancy a Trip into Space?

    Virgin boss Sir Richard Branson has signed a £14m
    agreement which will allow passengers to travel into
    space.  Branson has commissioned five “spaceliners”
    built in the US by the team behind the SpaceShipOne
    vehicle.  The rocket plane will became the first
    privately developed carrier to go above 100km in June
    2005.  It will cost around £100,000 to go on a
    “Virgin Galactic” spaceliner, and the first flights should
    begin in about three years' time.

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  • Meeting News from London by Padmassana

    Our first speaker was Simon Casson, who took
    us on a journey in the footsteps of his hero Butch Cassidy,
    riding the Outlaw Trail. Simon’s pictures portrayed the
    barren deserts through which the outlaws managed to stay one
    step ahead of the law. It was not an easy journey, made more
    challenging when Simon managed to buy a horse that was blind!
    Over the course of his trip Simon and his two companions got
    through a number of horses and also lost a couple. Simon
    finally managed to reach Canada some months later than
    planned.

    Our second speaker was Calum Macleod, who
    took us Uzbekistan. The country only gained its independence
    from the USSR in 1991. We saw the beautiful cities of Khiva
    and Samarkand with their minarets and spires and wonderful
    blue tiles. Simon explained that the country is allegedly
    becoming easier to visit, so hopefully more of us will get
    the opportunity to visit these cities.

    Mark your diary for forthcoming meetings:

    Sat. 6th November

    • Christian Tyler – Into the TaklamakanDesert – “Wild
      West China”
    • Janet Street-Porter – Walking in Australia The
      Larapinta Trail [Alice Springs] and the Bay of Fire Walk
      [Tassie]

    Sat. 4 December

    • Amar Grover – North Pakistan – Kailash Valleys of
      Chitral to Gilgit via ShandurPass
    • Matthew Leeming -Afghanistan OR Iraqi Marsh Arabs

    Sat. 8th January 2005 (the second Saturday)

    • Four Mini-talks and New Year Party

    London meetings are held at The Church of Scotland, Crown
    Court, behind the Fortune Theatre in
    Covent Garden
    at 2.30pm the first Saturday of each month.
    There is no
    London meeting in August, but we
    will be back in September. For more information, you can
    contact the Globetrotters Info line on +44 (0) 20 8674 6229,
    or visit the website: www.globetrotters.co.uk
    Admission: Members £2.00 Non-members £4.00.

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  • Interesting Facts

    Interesting country facts.

    1. The United States has the most money, power, airports,
      cell phones, radios and ISP's.
    2. The United States consumes more energy than India, the
      Middle East, South America, Africa, South East Asia and
      Oceania combined – which means more than 3.1 billion
      people.
    3. The top 5 energy consumers are all cold countries. The
      next 6 are mostly oil producers.
    4. Guatemalan women work 11.5 hours a day, while South
      African men work only 4.5.
    5. Guinea has the wettest capital on Earth with 3.7 metres of
      rain a year. You’re 66 times more likely to be prosecuted
      in the USA as in France.
    6. Nearly 1% of Montserrations are police.
    7. Most Zambians don't live to see their 40th birthday.
    8. Want your kids to stay in school? Send them to Norway.
    9. Mexico has the most Jehovah's Witnesses per capita in
      the OECD.
    10. Indonesia has the most known mammal species – and the most
      mammal species under threat.

    Source:

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